Joe Bob's America

Not a Soft Drink

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All the newspapers in Bogota, Colombia, had big headlines and editorials last week about the Dee Cee mayor getting arrested for being a coke-head.

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Yesteryear

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I can't get Jessica Hahn out of my mind. I'm trying. I keep saying to myself, "Well, okay, that's it, she's gone, she's history, we won't be hearing about her again."

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Cheap Plastic

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My Abdomenizer came in the mail so fast I didn't even have to wait four to six weeks. "It's here! It's here! The Abdomenizer is here!" I yelled out to Wanda Bodine.

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Too Many Choices

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A couple years ago this store called Bizmart opened down the street from my house. It's an office supply store the size of Argentina. Eighteen-foot-high metal shelves full of Sticky Notes.

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Mama-Says

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I didn't realize until this past year that I had a stunted, unhappy, unnatural childhood development. My mama WORKED all the time.
Of course, we didn't know you weren't supposed to do this.

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Wrong Number

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My Mastercard bill came in with $367 worth of charges from the Love Line 900 number, and I'm furious. There's so many irresponsible people in this world,

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Sacred Ground

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What if a white man--let's say a professor of anthropology at Kansas State University--discovered an Indian culture in Utica, Michigan, that had NEVER BEEN STUDIED?

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Sticky Points

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Packs of wild women are roaming the streets of New York City, ramming hat pins into the necks of women they don't like.

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Flag This

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My nominees for this month's Duelling Dimwits are the people who are burning up the flag, and the people who are BEATING UP the people who are burning up the flag.

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