Anyhow, speaking of ideas that sound great in theory, this horror flick we have coming up right now is called "Sleepstalker: The Sandman's Last Rites," where they were trying to create a Freddy Krueger guy called "The Sandman"--woooooooo! But they hired some French intellectuals to direct it or something--I don't quite get it.
As you know, we here at "MonsterVision" LOVE Dead Cow movies, and tonight we have one of the classics -- "Skeeter," the sensitive tale of giant mosquitoes that live in an underground mine and dive-bomb cattle and tourists and eat their faces off so that an evil developer can buy cheap land. Sure we've seen it before, but have we seen it with the great Charles Napier as the sheriff? I think not.