Okay, Christopher Lambert is about to wander around for 450 years or so changing nothing but his name and his haircut in the 1986 cult classic "Highlander." It also stars Sean Connery as an even older guy who teaches Lambert how to keep his head on. Literally.
"I'm Joe Bob Briggs, and we've got the disgusting "House IV" coming up. And since it's officially Valentine's Day for movie numero two-o, we have the sensitive romantic tale "Hidden II," about an alien cop who drags his love-interest around while he chases an alien criminal around a disco.
Joe Bob Briggs, with a special welcome to all the "Hercules" and "Xena" RAVING FANATICS who have tuned in to see the ORIGINAL Kevin Sorbo "Hercules" movie, the one they based the hit TV show on, with Lucy Lawless in her first "Hercules" appearance. It's "Hercules and the Amazon Women."
Hey, Joe Bob Briggs, and throw your remote away, cause do we have a treat for you tonight. Not one, but TWO Mark Hamill movies.
Yes, indeed, it's mutant fist-fights galore in "The Guyver," followed by the 1993 Canadian "Terminator" rip-off, "Time Runner."
"Ho ho ho, I'm Joe Bob Briggs and welcome to the First Annual Joe Bob Briggs Family Christmas Special! The reunion will start shortly, but first lemme tell you that tonight we have the only Christmas movie where a pet explodes in a microwave. I'm talking, of course, about "Gremlins."
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