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Body Armor (1998)

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I'm Joe Bob Briggs, and you are SO fortunate. I think we're the ONLY network to have "Body Armor," the story of an enterprising American capitalist who designs killer diseases so that he can then make a miracle drug that CURES those diseases.

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The Birds (1963)

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Joe Bob Briggs, and tonight is a very special "Joe Bob's Hollywood Saturday Night." We've got one of the greatest horror flicks ever made. Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds."

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Back to the Future (1985)

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Joe Bob Briggs here, and TNT thought you needed to see "Back to the Future" again, so guess what? We're going back to "Back to the Future"! The only thing better than this would be back-to-back "Back to the Futures"!

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The American President (1995)

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Joe Bob Briggs, settling into Hollywood as TNT's movie expert, and tonight we've got another great flick -- "The American President," with Michael Douglas and Annette Bening playing kissy-face in the Oval Office.

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Adventures in Babysitting (1987)

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Well, aren't we just ADORABLE tonight? Aren't we cute? Another babysitting movie.

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2020 Texas Gladiators (1982)

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Now. As you may know, "The Road Warrior" started a whole new cycle of post-holocaust movies, basically barbarians with motor vehicles and automatic weapons. And a sub-set of that cycle was post-holocaust movies made in Italy, kind of the spaghetti westerns of the eighties.

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The Ultimate Warrior (1975)

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And speaking of tough crowds, "The Ultimate Warrior" takes place in New York City, 2012 A.D., where the Plague has somehow eaten up the pavement, and people kill each other for a string bean.

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The Stepfather (1987)

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I'm Joe Bob Briggs, and it's Psycho Daddy Night, with "The Stepfather." I remember when this movie came out, 1987, there was a poster that had very little on it except the WORDS "The Stepfather," and somehow that was scary -- you know why? Because daddies, in the eighties, were TERRIFYING.

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The Shawshank Redemption (1994)

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I'm Joe Bob Briggs, TNT's resident movie expert, and I got a bona fide classic for you tonight. Nothing like a good old-fashioned prison film to bring out the natural tendencies of our audience here on "Joe Bob's Hollywood Saturday Night," and tonight we've got one of the strangest AND most beloved of prison movies, "The Shawshank Redemption," which came out in 1994 but kinda LOOKS LIKE it came out in 19 FIFTY-four.

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