So I'm lurking at the back of the Golden Gate Casino where a guy in a bowler hat is playing a smooth baby grand ("Missed the Saturday dance . . .") and I'm blissing out on this shrimp cocktail.
I know what you're thinking. What weenie would go to a casino for a shrimp cocktail?
Have you noticed this new commercial where college jocks say "If you bet on me, you're a fool!" "Fool!" "Fool!" They all use the word "fool," and they wrap their lips around it like they're full of disgust for anybody who would place a wager on the outcome of a game they're playing in.