Movie Reviews

Raging Hormones (1999)

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"Raging Hormones" could be the title of every beach-girl, summer-break, frat-party, weekend-in-Vegas, high-school-sex-comedy and nerd-vacation movie of the past thirty years, so if you're gonna play with the big boys, you better know how to spring those babies out of the chute.

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Quick (1993)

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Have you noticed how they'll take a Gallup Poll about ANYTHING these days?

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Puppet Master (1989)

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As soon as you start writing in the newspaper about people you know,

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Punk Vacation (1990)

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Do you have five minutes, do you have the time?

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Pulp Fiction (1994)

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The reason Quentin Tarantino is a true genius is that he knows how to explode a human head

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Psycho Scarecrow (2000)

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Sometimes you're just in the mood for an ax-wielding mutated nerd

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Provoked (1989)

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For the last three years I've been followed around by the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling. I can't get rid of them. I don't know how it happened.

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Project A-Ko (1986)

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I'm not sure what's going on here, but have you watched any of these Japaheeno guns-and-hooters cartoon movies?

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Private Obsession (1995)

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For some reason I wasn't getting any action on my new improved Personal Ad for the Nineties.

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