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McBain (1991)

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You might of seen in the paper where scientists have isolated the human "pheromone,"

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Mau Mau Sex Sex (2001)

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When I first met the great Roger Corman, I asked him, "How do you like being referred to as the King of the B's?"

"I don't like that at all," he said. "The B implies that the movie is somehow second-rate."

"Okay. What about King of the Exploitation Film?"

"Oh yes!" and his face brightened. "That I like!"

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Masseuse (1996)

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"I give great massages."

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Masque of the Red Death (1989)

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One of my favorite great aunts, Vera Glasscock, on the Bardwell side of the East Texas Briggses,

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Martians Go Home (1989)

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Ever since Ugly-on-a-Stick gave birth two months ago, everbody's been going by to check on the baby and find out:

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Married People, Single Sex 2 (1995)

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I've tried credit cards. I can't do it. I get a little surprise in the mail every month, and when I open it, I go, "I did NOT spend 700 bucks on phone sex. I know it wasn't a penny over 650."

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Maniac Cop (1988)

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The Frogs are yelling at the Aussies for making Kangaroo Wine out in the scrubland

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Maniac Cop 2 (1990)

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It's that time of year again. The time when we get the Winnebago down off blocks

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Man Called Rainbo (1990)

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Once we found out Ugly-on-a-Stick was pregnant, people started being nice to her.

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