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2025 Cult Classic Convention | Bastrop, Texas Edition

Join Joe Bob and Darcy at the best damn block party in Texas dedicated to all things horror and underground music. Visit 60+ vendors and eat some good ole fashioned TX BBQ.

Editors Note:ย  Readers are advised that the opinions of guest writers on this website may occasionally diverge from the infallible wisdom of Joe Bob Briggs, and in such cases, Joe Bob cannot be held responsible for any resulting confusion, enlightenment, quantum entanglement, or existential crises.ย  Enjoy.

2025 Cult Classic Convention | Bastrop, Texas Edition 1

March 21-23rd, 2025

The Cult Classic Convention is a must attend event for horror movie fans and fans of all classic movies. This year the crew is putting together a massive 3 day event which includes meet and greet with actors, live music acts, costume contests, 60+ vendors hawking their wares, and best of all – some good ole Texas BBQ.

Please note that Joe Bob and Darcy are appearingย Fridayย andย Saturdayย only!

Bastrop Convention & Exhibit Center
408 Chestnut Street B
Bastrop, TX 78602

Purchase Tickets HERE for this Event

Scheduled Guests to Include:

Joe Bob Briggs
Darcy the Mail Girl
Jenna Jameson
Rhonda Shear
Oliver Robins
John Philbin

More Guests to be Announced. Check HERE for Updates
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Live Musical Performances by The Ghoul Town Band and other underground artists.

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