‘Enter the Drag Dragon’: Probably the best Canadian kung-fu/mummy/zombie crime caper to watch for Pride Month or any month
Ben Nagy checks out “Enter the Drag Dragon” where a detective drag queen teams up with a friend to fight a weird criminal syndicate, zealots and zombies.
Ben Nagy reviews ‘VampFather’: Patriarch vampire and his family face extinction
You expect Danny Trejo to be chewing up scenery for the whole flick, fanging people and doing a Marlon Brando impersonation throughout “Vampfather.”
“Death Race 3: Inferno”: Smash-em-up hero Frankenstein returns for the third time
Ben Nagy checks out “Death Race 3: Inferno” — there’s explosions, twisted metal, blood, breasts and the drivers act like beasts when behind the wheel.
“Debt Collector”: Saving the dojo isn’t so easy anymore
Ben Nagy checks out “Debt Collector” in which Scott Adkins and Louis Mandylor banter, kick butt and get caught up in some criminal entanglements.
‘The Eclipse’: Super werewolves do not appear; eclipse sighted in name only
People were asking me how we’ve been preparing up in Cleveburg about the potential onslaught of super werewolves we might get at 3:15 or thereabouts p.m. today when the total solar eclipse happens. Mostly, the county officials have been putting up inaccurate billboards in neighboring counties trying to entice more than the 47 billion people […]
‘Mercenaries’: Lady convicts forced to free president’s kid from the country of Borat
The Asylum — close personal friends of Joe Bob and Darcy — like all studios, can be hit or miss when it comes to their output. For every lightning-in-a-bottle “mockbuster” Sharknado that folks who are not hardcore Mutants can latch on to, there’s probably about 10 or so flicks that they’re associated with that can […]
‘The Package’: Stone Cold tries to deliver; Dolph pontificates on food
I haven’t written a review for a while. I didn’t write any snow-horror flick reviews in January. I was incommunicado during Kung Fu-bruary, even with the extra Leap Day. I watched a flick (I have witnesses), but then didn’t get around to writing a review to celebrate Henry Rollins Day. Now we’re more than half-way […]
Ben Nagy reviews ‘Splinter’: Weird spiky monster corners people in gas station, but it’s not made out of wood
When you start digging way deep into the ground, you never know what’s going to come up. Usually this is the case at those weird research facilities nestled back in that secluded acreage that the online overhead map view shows to be undeveloped natural land. Could be the government, the military or just your run-of-the-mill […]
Ben Nagy reviews ‘Peggy’: Long after high school, woman seeks vengeance against ex-classmates
We return from our annual foray into the woods (I got lost for a week) and check out the wild environment that is life once the 10-year high school class reunion has passed in this week’s flick, Peggy. Directed by Michigan-based filmmaker Brandon Guiles and produced by his Gallows Film Productions, it was one of […]
Ben Nagy reviews ‘Exists’: Vehicular slaughter of juvenile Sasquatch leads to poor campout experience
We can’t do a round of woods flicks without getting the tall creature with the oversized tarsals involved, so to close out this month’s reviews, we’re due for a Bigfoot flick. The number of flicks featuring Sasquatch I’ve looked at is well into the double digits, and we set forth the minimum requirements for a […]