The Last Drive-In: Season 7, Episode 2: Intruder and In a Violent Nature
Intruder (1989) It was thousands of years from the time of cave paintings until Leonardo created Mona Lisa and the great innovation of portrait painting. Thousands of years from the first banging on primitive drums to Beethovenโs Fifth and the glories of symphonic music. But, as Joe Bob points out, it took less than a […]
The Last Drive-In: Season 7, Episode 1: The Phantom of the Opera and Opera
The seventh seasonโs opener celebrated the 100th anniversary of the original Phantom of the Opera that starred do-it-all horror legend Lon Chaney who literally suffered for his art. Joe Bob and Darcy dove deeply into the silent film classic (the second one ever featured on TLDI after Nosferatu) that had gone through revision after revision […]
Itโs Tromatic: World premiere of โSweet Meatsโ part of upcoming Hands Across Tromerica tour
Like what happens after you eat two-week old tuna noodle casserole, Iโve come back from the depths to emerge again, messier, more liquid and determined as ever to leave a lasting impression on the carpet. And obviously to review those drive-in flicks that Joe Bob canโt get to. Not going to get into the details about my lengthy absence of reviews. It […]
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“It’s a Wonderful Knife”: Where ‘Dashing Through The Snow’ Means Running From A Goddamn Serial Killer
Ever wish you were never born? This movie suggests maybe keep that shit to yourself, especially when the Northern Lights are out doing their cosmic LSD light show.
The Last Drive-In: Beelzebub Bash โ ‘Satan’s Little Helper’ and ‘Late Night With the Devil’
Satanโs Little Helperย (2004) The Last Drive-In went all in with Halloween decorations, including a pentagram made of burning candles and candles all around the trailer. Joe Bob Briggs announced that the night would be honoring โHalloweenโs main guy, Satan.โ JB himself was dressed devilishly, with a pointed beard and upswept eyebrows. Darcy wore a […]
“Six String Samurai”: Swords, Strings, and other Radioactive Things
In this post-apocalyptic fever dream, a rockabilly samurai with killer guitar riffs and even deadlier sword skills battles his way through cannibal suburbs, evil bowling teams, and Death himself.
“Highway to Hell”: Where you get Cockblocked By Satan’s Favorite Traffic Cop
Hell, as it turns out, is basically Arizona with worse customer service. We’re talking demon bikers, zombie cops eating donuts at Pluto’s Diner, and Gilbert Gottfried playing Adolf Hitler.
Joe Bob’s Nightmareathon โ The Even Ones: “When Evil Lurks,” “Fade to Black” and “Galaxy of Terror”
The Honorable Mr. Dean Anderson hit his deadline and completed his half-Nightmareathon in a timely manner (including the elusive “Fade to Black”), while Ben’s trailing behind (he promises to get going here shortly with blogs and reviews after he gets through some stuff). Feature Numero Two-o: “When Evil Lurks” The big news about the second […]
“Hundreds of Beavers”: The Feel-Good Animal Slaughter Comedy of the Year
It’s like watching PETA’s worst nightmare directed by a coked-up Charlie Chaplin with a furry fetish. You’re welcome America!
