Itโs Tromatic: World premiere of โSweet Meatsโ part of upcoming Hands Across Tromerica tour
Like what happens after you eat two-week old tunaย noodleย casserole, Iโve come back from the depths to emerge again, messier, more liquid and determined as ever to leave a lasting impression on the carpet. Andย obviouslyย to review those drive-in flicks thatย Joe Bob canโt get to. Not going to get into the details about myย lengthyย absence of reviews. It […]
“It’s a Wonderful Knife”: Where ‘Dashing Through The Snow’ Means Running From A Goddamn Serial Killer
Ever wish you were never born? This movie suggests maybe keep that shit to yourself, especially when the Northern Lights are out doing their cosmic LSD light show.
The Last Drive-In: Beelzebub Bash โ ‘Satan’s Little Helper’ and ‘Late Night With the Devil’
Satanโs Little Helper (2004) The Last Drive-In went all in with Halloween decorations, including a pentagram made of burning candles and candles all around the trailer. Joe Bob Briggs announced that the night would be honoring โHalloweenโs main guy, Satan.โ JB himself was dressed devilishly, with a pointed beard and upswept eyebrows. Darcy wore a […]
“Six String Samurai”: Swords, Strings, and other Radioactive Things
In this post-apocalyptic fever dream, a rockabilly samurai with killer guitar riffs and even deadlier sword skills battles his way through cannibal suburbs, evil bowling teams, and Death himself.
“Highway to Hell”: Where you get Cockblocked By Satan’s Favorite Traffic Cop
Hell, as it turns out, is basically Arizona with worse customer service. We’re talking demon bikers, zombie cops eating donuts at Pluto’s Diner, and Gilbert Gottfried playing Adolf Hitler.
Joe Bob’s Nightmareathon โ The Even Ones: “When Evil Lurks,” “Fade to Black” and “Galaxy of Terror”
The Honorable Mr. Dean Anderson hit his deadline and completed his half-Nightmareathon in a timely manner (including the elusive “Fade to Black”), while Ben’s trailing behind (he promises to get going here shortly with blogs and reviews after he gets through some stuff). Feature Numero Two-o: “When Evil Lurks” The big news about the second […]
“Hundreds of Beavers”: The Feel-Good Animal Slaughter Comedy of the Year
It’s like watching PETA’s worst nightmare directed by a coked-up Charlie Chaplin with a furry fetish. You’re welcome America!
The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs: Season 7 Renewal and Upcoming Specials
Horror fans, gather ’round the drive-in! It’s time to celebrate because our favorite horror host, the one and only Joe Bob Briggs, is gearing up for more mutant mayhem, blood-soaked marathons, and drive-in totals that’ll make your head spin faster than Linda Blair’s in The Exorcist. That’s right, folks โ The Last Drive-In with Joe […]
The Last Drive-In | Season 6, Week 12 โ Cemetery Man
The penultimate episode of Season 6 had zombies, breasts and a protagonist who was a beast in the shape of Rupert Everett in “Cemetery Man.”
The Last Drive-In: Season 6, Week 11 โ Death Game
“Death Game” โ the sleazy deterrent that’ll make any middle-aged man think twice about opening the door for two rain-soaked women โ played on Week 11 of The Last Drive-In.