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‘The Eclipse’: Super werewolves do not appear; eclipse sighted in name only

'The Eclipse': Super werewolves do not appear; eclipse sighted in name only 2

People were asking me how we’ve been preparing up in Cleveburg about the potential onslaught of super werewolves we might get at 3:15 or thereabouts p.m. today when the total solar eclipse happens. Mostly, the county officials have been putting up inaccurate billboards in neighboring counties trying to entice more than the 47 billion people […]

‘The Package’: Stone Cold tries to deliver; Dolph pontificates on food

‘The Package’: Stone Cold tries to deliver; Dolph pontificates on food 5

I haven’t written a review for a while. I didn’t write any snow-horror flick reviews in January. I was incommunicado during Kung Fu-bruary, even with the extra Leap Day. I watched a flick (I have witnesses), but then didn’t get around to writing a review to celebrate Henry Rollins Day. Now we’re more than half-way […]

The Last Drive-In | Joe Bob’s Very Violent Valentine

The Last Drive-In | Joe Bob's Very Violent Valentine 6

Art by T.J. Denton (@TDenton_1138 on Twitter) — visit his store! Not wanting to bury the lede, we begin with the closing credits for this epic evening of sex and violence. For what I believe is the first time, Diana Prince was listed as an “Associate Producer.” This was only appropriate as this truly was […]

The Last Drive-In | Joe Bob’s Creepy Christmas special

Art by T.J. Denton (@TDenton_1138 on Twitter) — visit his store!

I think we can all agree that the first word that comes to mind when one thinks of the Mutant Family is “sophisticated,” followed soon by “urbane” and then “posh.”  This explains why this year’s Last Drive-In holiday special, “Joe Bob’s Creepy Christmas,” began with a camera panning over books in a library, the music […]