Ben Nagy reviews ‘Wretch’: Don’t Smoke That Stuff in the Woods

It becomes you or you become it,. Or maybe it’s the other way around?
Ben Nagy reviews ‘I Dared You! Truth or Dare 5’: A Chainsaw Victim Fights an Angry Orderly

I Dared You! Truth or Dare 5 is a sequel to a mid-1980s slasher where a kid who got hacked in the head with a chainsaw dons a half-mask and exacts bloody vengeance.
Ben Nagy reviews ‘Return of the Slasher Nurse’: Her Last Name Ain’t Nightingale, and Her Sister’s No Better

A killer in a nurse’s outfit and her sister kill a bunch of people while a couple of their victims’ relative decide to go after em in “Return of the Slasher Nurse,” an indy horror flick out of Orange County, Virginia.
Ben Nagy Reviews ‘Bait’: It Takes a Lot of Planning to Have Sharks Attack a Grocery Store

Sharks invade an Australian grocery store after an earthquake and a tsunami in “Bait,” a 2012 flick that serves as a precursor to the whole Shark-in-Weird-Ass Places genre.
Ben Nagy reviews ‘House of Salem’: U.K. Satanists into sickles, sheep and sensory deprivation (not necessarily in that order)

There’s no way I can top Joe Bob’s rant about Satanism and the Devil that he unleashed when The Last Drive-In showed House of the Devil during Season Uno, so I’m just going to leave this link right here (courtesy of our good friends at Shudder) so that everybody can refresh their memories about how […]
Ben Nagy reviews ‘The Dark Within’: Cabin Freakouts and Skull Invaders

You’d feel the same if they were trying to make an interdimensional portal out of you.
Ben Nagy reviews ‘The Sitter’: Cat-sitting nightmare becomes a Satanic trap

Charlotte (Aisling Knight), a college student studying psychology, is offered a pretty obscene amount of money (200 pounds a night – roughly $258 U.S.) to stay three nights in a big house out in the woods because these codgers are going to take a long weekend and they don’t want to leave their cat or their house alone in writer/director Simon Richardson’s Satanic shocker.
Ben Nagy reviews ‘CarousHELL’: What Would Happen if You Re-did a Michael Douglas Flick With a Killer Unicorn?

CarousHELL — it’s what happens when a carousel unicorn is sent to the edge — and goes over. More blood, breasts and impalings than “Falling Down” in half the time with 4000x fewer pretensions.
Ben Nagy Reviews ‘The Condemned’: More than a decade ahead of ‘Fortnite,’ Steve Austin Got a Victory Royale

Champion pro wrestler “Stone Cold” Steve Austin made the move to starring in movies back in 2007 with the action flick “The Condemned,” where a bunch of people battle to the death on an island. Reviewer Ben Nagy wonders if this one heavily inspired the popular video game “Fortnite.”
Ben Nagy reviews ‘House’ and ‘Uninvited’: A shameless attempt to get along with the cat people in the new year

Before I get into how my movie selections ruined New Year’s Eve, I have to set the stage. At least two people in my house are CAT PEOPLE. We are not talking about Nastassja Kinski and Malcolm McDowell, so I don’t have to worry about any kind of transformations where they get all fired up, […]