Generated by Rank Math SEO, this is an llms.txt file designed to help LLMs better understand and index this website. # Joe Bob Briggs: THE DRIVE-IN WILL NEVER DIE ## Sitemaps [XML Sitemap](https://joebobbriggs.com/sitemap_index.xml): Includes all crawlable and indexable pages. ## Posts - [Last Drive-In Season 7: Don’t Torture a Duckling and Don’t Go in the Woods](https://joebobbriggs.com/last-drive-in-season-7-dont-torture-a-duckling-and-dont-go-in-the-woods/): “Don’t” isn’t a word we normally associate with Joe Bob Briggs. I can’t imagine Joe Bob saying these sentences in the real world: - [‘Absolute Zero’: This Shoulda Been the Snowmageddon](https://joebobbriggs.com/absolute-zero-this-shoulda-been-the-snowmageddon/): Not without its flaws, "Absolute Zero" is more of a Snowmageddon flick than "Snowmageddon" was, reviewer Ben Nagy says. - [“Snowmageddon”: Up north, it’s a way of life](https://joebobbriggs.com/snowmageddon-up-north-its-a-way-of-life/): Reviewer Ben Nagy checked out 2011's "Snowmageddon" after surviving the latest Snowmageddon up in Cleveburg. The flick had more flaws than a defective Klondike Bar and he gave it one star. - [The Last Drive-In, Season 7: The Battle for the Black Glove](https://joebobbriggs.com/the-last-drive-in-season-7-the-battle-for-the-black-glove/): Art by T.J. Denton (@TDenton_1138 on Twitter, shop on Etsy) - [The Last Drive-In — Survival Night: Mute Witness and The Final Terror](https://joebobbriggs.com/the-last-drive-in-survival-night-mute-witness-and-the-final-terror/): Art by T.J. Denton (@TDenton_1138 on Twitter, shop on Etsy) - [The Last Drive-In: Season 7, Episode 6: Piranha and Crocodile](https://joebobbriggs.com/the-last-drive-in-season-7-episode-6-piranha-and-crocodile/): (Excuse an aside before I begin to recap. This episode of The Last Drive-In is a quintessential example of what this show is at its finest: one film balancing the other. Joe Bob introduces an excellent film that some in the audience haven’t, perhaps, seen. The other film … well, JB frames a steaming pile with entertaining tales about its production. I won’t say which of tonight’s films was which, but maybe you can figure it out. ) - [The Last Drive-In — Season 7, Episode 5: Dog Soldiers and Bad Moon](https://joebobbriggs.com/the-last-drive-in-season-7-episode-5-dog-soldiers-and-bad-moon/): It was a howling good time during Werewolf Night when Joe Bob and Darcy examined a couple of high-grade lycanthropic features in July’s episode. - [The Last Drive-In, Season 7, Ep. 4: Earth vs. the Spider and Dark Match](https://joebobbriggs.com/the-last-drive-in-season-7-ep-4-earth-vs-the-spider-and-dark-match/): June 6, 2025, was a big night for the Mutant Family, when we got to celebrate the birth of a great American institution and a great American. That institution is the Drive-In and that person is our own Darcy the Mail Girl. - [The Last Drive-In: Season 7, Episode 2: Intruder and In a Violent Nature](https://joebobbriggs.com/the-last-drive-in-season-7-episode-2-intruder-and-in-a-violent-nature/): It was thousands of years from the time of cave paintings until Leonardo created Mona Lisa and the great innovation of portrait painting. Thousands of years from the first banging on primitive drums to Beethoven’s Fifth and the glories of symphonic music. - [The Last Drive-In: Season 7, Episode 1: The Phantom of the Opera and Opera](https://joebobbriggs.com/the-last-drive-in-season-7-episode-1-the-phantom-of-the-opera-and-opera/): The seventh season’s opener celebrated the 100th anniversary of the original Phantom of the Opera that starred do-it-all horror legend Lon Chaney who literally suffered for his art. - [It’s Tromatic: World premiere of ‘Sweet Meats’ part of upcoming Hands Across Tromerica tour](https://joebobbriggs.com/its-tromatic-world-premiere-of-sweet-meats-part-of-upcoming-hands-across-tromerica-tour/): Like what happens after you eat two-week old tuna noodle casserole, I’ve come back from the depths to emerge again, messier, more liquid and determined as ever to leave a lasting impression on the carpet. - [“Joe Bob Goes to the Drive-In” Is Now Back in Print and Available for Pre-order!](https://joebobbriggs.com/joe-bob-goes-to-the-drive-in-is-now-back-in-print-and-available-for-pre-order/): JOE BOB GOES TO THE DRIVE-IN RETURNS TO PRINT 10/14/25 - [“It’s a Wonderful Knife”: Where ‘Dashing Through The Snow’ Means Running From A Goddamn Serial Killer](https://joebobbriggs.com/its-a-wonderful-knife/): Ever wish you were never born? This movie suggests maybe keep that shit to yourself, especially when the Northern Lights are out doing their cosmic LSD light show. - [The Last Drive-In: Beelzebub Bash — ‘Satan’s Little Helper’ and ‘Late Night With the Devil’](https://joebobbriggs.com/the-last-drive-in-beelzebub-bash-satans-little-helper-and-late-night-with-the-devil/): The Last Drive-In went all in with Halloween decorations, including a pentagram made of burning candles and candles all around the trailer. Joe Bob Briggs announced that the night would be honoring “Halloween’s main guy, Satan.” JB himself was dressed devilishly, with a pointed beard and upswept eyebrows. - [“Six String Samurai”: Swords, Strings, and other Radioactive Things](https://joebobbriggs.com/six-string-samurai-swords-strings-and-radioactive-things-the-greatest-fight-for-the-kings-throne/): In this post-apocalyptic fever dream, a rockabilly samurai with killer guitar riffs and even deadlier sword skills battles his way through cannibal suburbs, evil bowling teams, and Death himself. - [2025 Crypticon Seattle, Washington](https://joebobbriggs.com/2025-crypticon-seattle-washington/): Horror icons Joe Bob Briggs and Darcy the Mail Girl bring their drive-in movie expertise to Crypticon Seattle. Meet them May 3-4, 2025, at the Double Tree Hotel. - [“Highway to Hell”: Where you get Cockblocked By Satan’s Favorite Traffic Cop](https://joebobbriggs.com/highway-to-hell-when-your-vegas-elopement-goes-south-like-really-south-and-satans-running-the-traffic-court/): Hell, as it turns out, is basically Arizona with worse customer service. We're talking demon bikers, zombie cops eating donuts at Pluto's Diner, and Gilbert Gottfried playing Adolf Hitler. - [Joe Bob’s Indoor Drive-In Geek-Out – Cult of the Rock Star Night](https://joebobbriggs.com/joe-bobs-indoor-drive-in-geek-out-cult-of-the-rock-star-night/): Joe Bob Briggs brings his drive-in expertise to Dallas' Texas Theatre for a double feature of BUBBA HO-TEP and ROCK 'N' ROLL HIGH SCHOOL, complete with live commentary and a meet-and-greet. - [A Shudder Original Special: Joe Bob’s Christmas Carnage 2024](https://joebobbriggs.com/joe-bobs-christmas-carnage/): Snow is falling and the bodies are piling up for Joe Bob's Christmas Carnage, when Joe Bob and Darcy host two holiday horror flicks featuring so much bloodshed that Santa will think twice before coming down this chimney. - [Joe Bob’s Psycho Santa Hullabaloo: SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT and BLACK CHRISTMAS](https://joebobbriggs.com/joe-bobs-psycho-santa-hullabaloo-silent-night-deadly-night-and-black-christmas/): Get ready for a twisted Christmas with Joe Bob Briggs at River Oaks Theatre! Two demented holiday horror classics, exclusive merch, and meet-and-greets with the drive-in critic himself. Santa's bringing something naughty this year. - [HOW REDNECKS SAVED HOLLYWOOD: An Evening with Joe Bob Briggs](https://joebobbriggs.com/how-rednecks-saved-hollywood-an-evening-with-joe-bob-briggs/): Join drive-in movie legend Joe Bob Briggs for a wild ride through redneck cinema history. From moonshine runners to swamp monsters, discover how backwoods culture shaped American movies in ways Hollywood never intended. - [Joe Bob’s Nightmareathon — The Even Ones: “When Evil Lurks,” “Fade to Black” and “Galaxy of Terror”](https://joebobbriggs.com/joe-bobs-nightmareathon-the-even-ones-when-evil-lurks-fade-to-black-and-galaxy-of-terror/): The Honorable Mr. Dean Anderson hit his deadline and completed his half-Nightmareathon in a timely manner (including the elusive "Fade to Black"), while Ben's trailing behind (he promises to get going here shortly with blogs and reviews after he gets through some stuff). - [“Hundreds of Beavers”: The Feel-Good Animal Slaughter Comedy of the Year](https://joebobbriggs.com/hundreds-of-beavers-the-feel-good-animal-slaughter-comedy-of-the-year/): It's like watching PETA's worst nightmare directed by a coked-up Charlie Chaplin with a furry fetish. You're welcome America! - [2025 Cult Classic Convention | Bastrop, Texas Edition](https://joebobbriggs.com/bastrop-cult-classic-convention/): Join Joe Bob and Darcy at the best damn block party in Texas dedicated to all things horror and underground music. Visit 60+ vendors and eat some good ole fashioned TX BBQ. - [The Scream Queen Extravaganza | A Drive-In Horror Fest](https://joebobbriggs.com/joe-bobs-scream-queen-extravaganza/): Joe Bob Briggs and Darcy the Mail Girl host a scream-tastic double feature at Skyline Drive-In, featuring cult classics and live appearances by scream queens Brinke Stevens and Jill Schoelen. - [The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs: Season 7 Renewal and Upcoming Specials](https://joebobbriggs.com/the-last-drive-in-with-joe-bob-briggs-season-7-renewal-and-upcoming-specials/): Horror fans, gather 'round the drive-in! It's time to celebrate because our favorite horror host, the one and only Joe Bob Briggs, is gearing up for more mutant mayhem, blood-soaked marathons, and drive-in totals that'll make your head spin faster than Linda Blair's in The Exorcist. That's right, folks – The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs has been renewed for a seventh season on Shudder, and we've got some spine-tingling specials coming up that'll tide us over until the new season premieres. - [FearFest: Friday the 13th Double Feature with Adrienne King Promo](https://joebobbriggs.com/friday-the-13th-double-feature-with-joe-bob-briggs-promo/): Holy hockey masks, horror hounds! Joe Bob's unleashing a Friday the 13th slaughterfest on AMC's Fearfest. We've got machetes, Mama Voorhees, and the OG final girl Adrienne King herself. It's slasher heaven, baby! - [The Last Drive-In Special Episode | Joe Bob’s Beezlebub Bash](https://joebobbriggs.com/the-last-drive-in-special-episode-joe-bobs-beezlebub-bash/): Joe Bob and Darcy are raisin' HELL this Halloween with a double-feature so wicked, they needed to call in backup. Two mystery guests, two devilish flicks, one helluva night! - [The Last Drive-In | FearFest: Friday the 13th with Adrienne King](https://joebobbriggs.com/the-last-drive-in-fearfest-friday-the-13th-with-adrienne-king/): Listen up, mutants! Joe Bob's servin' up a double dose of Crystal Lake carnage! Two Friday the 13th flicks, more dead counselors than you can shake a machete at, and Adrienne King spills her guts! - [The Last Drive-In | Season 6, Week 12 — Cemetery Man](https://joebobbriggs.com/the-last-drive-in-season-6-week-12-cemetery-man/): The penultimate episode of Season 6 had zombies, breasts and a protagonist who was a beast in the shape of Rupert Everett in "Cemetery Man." - [Joe Bob Briggs is celebrating 666 with The Last Drive-In Nightmareathon](https://joebobbriggs.com/joe-bob-briggs-is-celebrating-666-with-the-last-drive-in-nightmareathon/): Six years ago, legendary horror host, Joe Bob Briggs, began hosting The Last Drive-In and it created one of our favorite communities, the #MutantFam. Now, we are celebrating 6 years! - [Quadrant | The Joe Bob Screening Trailer is Coming Soon](https://joebobbriggs.com/quadrant-the-joe-bob-screening-trailer/): QUADRANT: THE JOE BOB SCREENING, iconic horror host Joe Bob Briggs shows up at Charles Band and Robin Sydney's Hollywood home with Darcy and some VERY lucky guests! - [The Last Drive-In: Season 6, Week 11 — Death Game](https://joebobbriggs.com/the-last-drive-in-season-6-week-11-death-game/): "Death Game" — the sleazy deterrent that'll make any middle-aged man think twice about opening the door for two rain-soaked women — played on Week 11 of The Last Drive-In. - [Joe Bob’s Drive-In Totals for Cemetery Man | The Last Drive-In](https://joebobbriggs.com/joe-bobs-drive-in-totals-for-cemetery-man-the-last-drive-in/): We're watching one of the most requested horror films on the show, Cemetery Man. But first, Joe Bob does the Drive-In Totals. Catch up on the latest episodes of #TheLastDriveIn anytime on Shudder. - [Star of Sleepaway Camp, Felissa Rose joins The Last Drive-In](https://joebobbriggs.com/star-of-sleepaway-camp-felissa-rose-joins-the-last-drive-in-with-joe-bob-briggs/): Star of Sleepaway Camp, Felissa Rose, joins Joe Bob and Darcy The Mail Girl on The Last Drive-In for a very exhilarating interview. Catch up on the latest #TheLastDriveIn on Shudder anytime. - [The Last Drive-In | Season 6, Week 10 — Carnival of Souls](https://joebobbriggs.com/the-last-drive-in-season-6-week-10-carnival-of-souls/): There are a lot of cliches thrown around about flicks that are "hidden gem, neglected masterpiece, rediscovered cult classic, lovingly restored, rescued from obscurity and taking the festival circuit by storm." But "Carnival of Souls," show by Joe Bob and Darcy on the Last Drive-In truly fits the bill. - [Joe Bob Briggs DEATH GAME Drive-In Totals | The Last-Drive In](https://joebobbriggs.com/joe-bob-briggs-death-game-drive-in-totals-the-last-drive-in/): On #TheLastDriveIn, Joe Bob Briggs and Darcy the Mail Girl watch DEATH GAME... right after Joe Bob gives the premise and does the iconic drive-in totals. - [Death Game’s Colleen Camp Interview with Joe Bob Briggs | The Last Drive-In](https://joebobbriggs.com/death-games-colleen-camp-interview-with-joe-bob-briggs-the-last-drive-in/): Colleen Camp joins Joe Bob and Darcy for a very insightful interview. Get the 411 on the behind-the-scenes of the iconic horror film and more by streaming the latest episode Sunday. Director: Peter S. Traynor Starring: Sondra Locke, Seymour Cassel, Colleen Camp - [The Last Drive-In: Season 6, Week 9: Dr. Giggles](https://joebobbriggs.com/the-last-drive-in-season-6-week-9-dr-giggles/): Art by T.J. Denton (@TDenton_1138 on Twitter) — visit his store! - [‘Enter the Drag Dragon’: Probably the best Canadian kung-fu/mummy/zombie crime caper to watch for Pride Month or any month](https://joebobbriggs.com/enter-the-drag-dragon-probably-the-best-canadian-kung-fu-mummy-zombie-crime-caper-to-watch-for-pride-month-or-any-month/): Ben Nagy checks out "Enter the Drag Dragon" where a detective drag queen teams up with a friend to fight a weird criminal syndicate, zealots and zombies. - [Attention Mutant diploma candidates: Here’s the Summer School final exam!](https://joebobbriggs.com/attention-mutant-diploma-candidates-heres-the-summer-school-final-exam/): If you're looking to complete your Summer School education, here's the last obstacle to obtaining a diploma that symbolizes your drive-in knowledge. - [The Last Drive-In | Season 6, Week 8 — Suitable Flesh](https://joebobbriggs.com/the-last-drive-in-season-6-week-8-suitable-flesh/): Adjunct professor/professional director of "Suitable Flesh" and self-proclaimed "pervert" Joe Lynch led the course on Sex Ed during Week Two-o of Summer School. - [The Last Drive-In | Joe Bob Briggs gives you details on Dr. Giggles](https://joebobbriggs.com/the-last-drive-in-joe-bob-briggs-gives-you-details-on-dr-giggles/): If there's one person that knows the ins and outs of all kinds of horror, it's Joe Bob Briggs. Watch him share background on DR. GIGGLES and all the history around it. - [The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs | SUITABLE FLESH Director Joe Lynch Interview](https://joebobbriggs.com/the-last-drive-in-with-joe-bob-briggs-suitable-flesh-director-joe-lynch-interview/): "Folks, Joe Lynch graced our humble show to dish on 'Suitable Flesh,' a film so perverted it made Hollywood execs blush. But Lynch, pants down and ready, said, 'I can go there.' And boy howdy, did he ever." - [The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs | SUITABLE FLESH Drive-In Totals](https://joebobbriggs.com/the-last-drive-in-with-joe-bob-briggs-suitable-flesh-drive-in-totals/): This week, we're diving deep into Joe Bob's rundown of "Suitable Flesh," the latest offering from director Joe Lynch. - [The Last Drive-In | Season 6, Week 7 — Donnie Darko](https://joebobbriggs.com/the-last-drive-in-season-6-week-7-donnie-darko/): The first challenge of Joe Bob's Summer School — well, Stephen Hawking, Einstein and the Doctor (who?) — would maybe be able to explain "Donnie Darko" as well as Joe Bob. - [Take the Drive-In Oath with Joe Bob Briggs](https://joebobbriggs.com/take-the-drive-in-oath-with-joe-bob-briggs/): Are you a true fan of drive-in movies? Then join Joe Bob Briggs and take the Drive-In Oath! - [Darcy the Mail Girl Comes Back from Time Traveling | The Last Drive-In](https://joebobbriggs.com/darcy-the-mail-girl-comes-back-from-time-traveling-the-last-drive-in/): After a night of time traveling, Darcy the Mail Girl joins us back on #TheLastDriveIn to share what she learned from the past. New episodes of #TheLastDriveIn air bi-weekly on Fridays on Shudder TV. Catch up on the DONNIE DARKO episode this Sunday via streaming. - [Joe Bob Briggs DONNIE DARKO Drive-In Totals | The Last Drive-In](https://joebobbriggs.com/joe-bob-briggs-donnie-darko-drive-in-totals-the-last-drive-in/): On tonight's #TheLastDriveIn, Joe Bob Briggs and Darcy the Mail Girl are watching DONNIE DARKO. But first, we need Joe Bob's POV and the Drive-In Totals. - [Donnie Darko: Joe Bob & Film Executive Bob Berney Discuss ](https://joebobbriggs.com/donnie-darko-joe-bob-film-executive-bob-berney-discuss/): Bob Berney, The Last Drive-In, Donnie Darko discussion, CEO of Picturehouse, film marketing, film distribution, 2001 movies, Richard Kelly, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jena Malone, Mary McDonnell, cult films, movie analysis, film executive interview ## Pages - [Event Calendar – Development](https://joebobbriggs.com/event-calendar-development/): SEE JOE BOB BRIGGS LIVE - [Classic Joe Bob Videos](https://joebobbriggs.com/classic-joe-bob-video/): Ace Rothstein : Four reels, sevens across on three $15,000 jackpots. Do you have any idea what the odds are? Don Ward : Shoot, it’s gotta be in the millions, maybe more. 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Catch brand new episodes on the Shudder Network Read More Featured Books Eccentric Orbits: The Iridium Story Technological over achievement and the deal of the millennium Read More Epic Live Performances How Rednecks Saved Hollywood A fast-and-furious two hours with America's drive-in movie critic Read More Featured Books Profoundly Disturbing: Shocking movies that changed History! 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