The Last Drive-In: FearFest – Friday the 13th Extravaganza!
Hold onto your hockey masks, drive-in mutants! The one and only Joe Bob Briggs is revvin’ up the projector for a skull-splittin’, blood-spillin’ special that’ll make your momma wish she never let you watch late-night TV!
🔪 New Special Premieres Wednesday, October 9 on AMC
- Friday the 13th – Part Numero Uno: 8:00 PM ET
- Friday the 13th – Part Numero Deux: 10:40 PM ET
Get ready to paint the town red (and we mean real red) as AMC’s “FearFest” goes into overdrive with a special edition of The Last Drive-In that’ll have you checkin’ under the bed for machete-wielding maniacs!
Joe Bob, the Sultan of Splatter himself, and the lovely Darcy, the Mail Girl with More Kills Than Jason, are rollin’ out the blood-red carpet for the granddaddy of all slasher flicks. That’s right, we’re talkin’ about the franchise that taught us all that skinny-dippin’ and premarital hanky-panky lead to one thing and one thing only – DEATH BY CREATIVE DISMEMBERMENT!
What’s on the Chopping Block?
- Friday the 13th (1980) – The OG slasher that launched a thousand imitators and even more gallons of fake blood. Watch as a bunch of hormonal camp counselors get picked off one by one in increasingly gruesome ways. It’s got more gore than a Texas road kill cookoff and more jumps than a kangaroo on an electric pogo stick!
- Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981) – Because one tale of massacre just ain’t enough! This time, Jason’s all grown up and ready to play. He’s traded in his momma’s sweater for a burlap sack (fashion is hard to pull off when you’re dead), and he’s got a whole new batch of counselors to terrorize. It’s like deja vu, but with 50% more impalement!
But wait, there’s more! Joe Bob’s got a special treat that’ll make you wetter than a skinny-dipper in Crystal Lake. He’s bringing in none other than Adrienne King, the original final girl herself! That’s right, Alice Hardy is gonna spill the beans on what it was like to face off against Momma Voorhees and live to tell the tale.
So, whether you’re a die-hard fan who can recite Jason’s body count backwards or a virgin to the ways of Camp Crystal Lake, this is one night of mayhem you don’t wanna miss. Joe Bob’s gonna break it all down with his patented brand of drive-in totals, obscure trivia, and commentary that’ll have you laughin’ harder than a hyena at a tickle fight.
Remember, folks – sleep all day, party all night, never grow old, never die… wait a tick, that’s the wrong dang movie. But what the hell, the point still stands! So clear your calendar, stock up on the Lonestar Beer and those pull tab cans of Beanee Weenees (or better yet, get some of Adrienne’s Wine and super cool wall art to class your hovel up) and prepare for a double dose of hack-and-slash heaven. It’s gonna be a Friday the 13th to die for!
Drive-in totals? Too early to tell, but Joe Bob’s predictin’ more dead teenagers than a mine-laden Twisted Sister mosh pit, more fake blood than a goth vampire wedding, and more cheesy one-liners that would even make Arnold Schwarzenegger blush.
Don’t miss it, or Jason might just pay you a personal visit. And trust us, you don’t want that – the man’s got worse manners than a rabid badger at an all-you-can-eat buffet!
