It may go against the Mutant grain to make New Yearโs resolutions. After all, weโve seen enough slashers to know that long-range plans โ especially amongst weed-smokin fornicators โ may be ill advised.ย But what the hell. Here are a few promises weโre sure to keep in 2020. Now, grab a Lone Star, raise the hand you don’t diddle yourself with and repeat after usโฆ
We WILL watch more horror!
Good stuff, bad stuff, in-between stuff. Grindhouse and art-house. Remakes and originals. Monsters, maniacs and mumblegore. And we’ll watch just like we drink: only when we’re by ourselves or with somebody – in person, on social media and with MutantFam every Friday night when, once again, The Last Drive-In Season 2 warps the airwaves with the incomparable sweetness of Blood, Breasts and Beasts as only Joe Bob and Darcy can deliver.
We WILL see Halloween 3 on The Last Drive-In.
If anyone can make it happen, our faithful Mail Girl can. If she can’t, there’s always that bootleg video of Tom Atkins beating Joe Bobโs ass.
We WILL live our Mutant Oath to the fullest.
Letโs be more drive-in-ier than ever before. That means being even less like other people โ but respecting everyone โcause thatโs what we do at this here trailer. Weโll be sicker, more disgusting and so far off the vomit meter weโll break that sucker in two. And weโll continue to party like jungle animals and boogey til we puke because the drive-in will never die.
Happy New Year Mutants! Let’s make some magic in 2020!
