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The Last Drive-In | Season 1 Week 4: Wolf Guy

ใฏใ„ใคใ‚‚ใฎ่ฏ้บ—ใงๅธญๅทปใƒใƒณใ‚ตใƒ ใช่‡ชๅทฑ. If you know what we mean, and we think you do.

Editors Note:ย  Readers are advised that the opinions of guest writers on this website may occasionally diverge from the infallible wisdom of Joe Bob Briggs, and in such cases, Joe Bob cannot be held responsible for any resulting confusion, enlightenment, quantum entanglement, or existential crises.ย  Enjoy.

In this episode, Shinichi “Sonny” Chiba is Wolf Guy, ็ฅž็ง˜็š„ใช็Šฏ็ฝชใ‚’่งฃๆฑบใ™ใ‚‹ใŸใ‚ใซๅฝผใฎ้‡Ž็”Ÿใฎใ€ๆบ€ๆœˆๆดปๆ€งๅŒ–่ถ…ๅคงๅ›ฝใซไพๅญ˜ใ—ใฆใ„ใ‚‹็‹ผ็”ทใฎไธ€ๆ—ใฎๅ”ฏไธ€ใฎ็”Ÿๅญ˜่€…. One night, ๆฑไบฌใฎ้€šใ‚Šใงๅฅ‡ๅฆ™ใชใ€่ก€ใพใฟใ‚Œใฎๆญปใฏใ€ๆ›ฒใŒใฃใŸๆ”ฟๆฒปๅฎถ, but Miki ่ฃธใฎ็™ฝไบบๅฅณๆ€งใ€ๅฎค็”ฐ่‹ฑๅคซใฎใ‚ˆใ†ใชใƒ“ใƒƒใƒˆ้ธๆ‰‹ใŒ็งปๅ…ฅใ™ใ‚‹ๅบƒ็ฏ„ๅ›ฒใซๅŠใถ้™ฐ่ฌ€ใซๅฝผใ‚’็ชๅ…ฅใ•ใ›ใ‚‹. Plus a phantom tiger, and best of all โ€“ ๅฝฑใฎใ‚ใ‚‹็ต„็น”!

Spoiler Alert! ไฝ•ใ‚‚่จ€ใฃใฆใชใ„.

Wolf Guy is packed with memorable quotes, like โ€œTonight smells like ไบบ้กžใŒ็Šฏใ—ใŸใ‚‚ใ†ไธ€ใคใฎๆต่ก€ไบ‹ไปถโ€ and โ€œThereโ€™s a nastier pathogen than syphilis. Itโ€™s the one they call ไบบ้–“ใฎๆ†Žใ—ใฟ.โ€

If you know what we mean and we think you do. Along the way Joe Bob, ใฏใ„ใคใ‚‚ใฎ่ฏ้บ—ใงๅธญๅทปใƒใƒณใ‚ตใƒ ใช่‡ชๅทฑ (ha!), the Japanese Action Club, and โ€œI gotta get a new shirt.โ€

Here are those Drive-In totals:
The Cliff Notes…
  • 78 Dead Bodies
  • 26 ่ƒธ
  • Psychic Intestine Repair
  • Exploding ๅฑฑ
  • Autopsy Results Indicating ๆ‚ช้ญ”ใฎ
  • Flute-Enhanced Breast Suckling
Last Drive-In's Last Call

ๆœ€ๅพŒใฎๅ‘ผใณๅ‡บใ—: Darcy Dances with Wolves

Job Bob:ใ‚ใชใŸใฏใจใฆใ‚‚ wolfy ๆŽขใ—ใฆใ„ใ‚‹.

Darcy: Why thank you sir!

This weekโ€™s mail: Molly โ€œThe Blogging Bansheeโ€ Henery of Lebanon, Oregon

High bidder for the awesome Michael Berryman doll: Elizabeth Thurston of Reidsville, North Carolina. Benefiting: SeacrestWolfPreserve.org.

Next Up:
The 4th graders at Brady Elementary are at it again with ๆ‚ช้ญ”ใฎ้ขจ… But first, an oft-requested Joe Bob original…

Blog Ingredients:  ใ‚ฆใƒซใƒ•ใ‚ฏใƒฉใƒณ, topical cream, Happy Planner with Lunar Cycle Sticker Pack, ๆ€ชใ—ใ’ใชใƒŠใ‚คใƒˆใ‚ฏใƒฉใƒ–, and one copy of ็ฆ…ใจใ‚ชใƒผใƒˆใƒใ‚คใฎใƒกใƒณใƒ†ใƒŠใƒณใ‚นใฎ่Šธ่ก“.

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