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The Last Drive-In | Season 1 Week 5: House of the Devil

This pizza tastes nasty today...

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The House of the Devil: Before, During and After

The Last Drive-In | Season 1 Week 5: House of the Devil 1
All blog art by T.J. Denton – @tdenton_1138

Research Credits! Robin (@CreepiesRobin), our #MutantTheater Maven, Spirit the Cat + The Last Drive-In’s John Brennan (@badtechno)

Samโ€™s Diary Entry
Dear Diary — I donโ€™t have a lot of time to write this โ€“ got this weird babysitting job to get to. But guess what? I FOUND AN APARTMENT! Itโ€™s so cute and the lady whoโ€™s renting it to me seems so nice. She looks familiar for some reason. She said I remind her of her daughter. Anyway, Iโ€™m super excited. I cannot WAIT to get out of this dorm. Heather is such a bitch. If I come back one more time and thereโ€™s a sock on the door โ€“ and itโ€™s my freakinโ€™ sock! God, Iโ€™m starving! I hope they have stuff to eat at this place. We had pizza today at Nickโ€™s. I hardly ate any though. I was so nervous and excited. Megan said it was nasty anyway. Tonight changes everything for me. I know itโ€™s just a babysitting job but Iโ€™m gonna make it work. I donโ€™t actually hate kids. I could even see being a mom someday. Right now I donโ€™t even have a boyfriend! Oh well, thereโ€™s plenty of time to think about that after I graduate. Oh, gotta go โ€“ Meganโ€™s outside! I hate it when she honks the horn like a thousand times. Next time I write you, Iโ€™ll have $100 in my hand and be moving into my new apartment next week! Talk to ya tomorrow!

At Nickโ€™s Pizza
Today Only โ€“ Eclipse PIE SPECIAL
White sauce, garlic, black olives, tomato, feta
Plus breadsticks and pitcher of Coke
Now Hiring!
Call 555-2364

The Last Drive-In | Season 1 Week 5: House of the Devil 2

Intern Office Job Board
We’ve got good stuff! See ham-faced girl at front desk for details.

Meganโ€™s Autopsy Report
Description: Blonde, hazel eyes, 5โ€™9โ€. Wearing white sweater, denim jacket, jeans, gray Chuck Taylors.
Vehicle: White Volvo. Found with: Pack of Benson & Hedges cigarettes. Babysitter fliers with phone number 586-2912
Stomach Contents: Pizza, hard candy, Coca-Cola
Blood: Nicotine

TV Guide Listing
***8 PM Ch. 13 NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD***
A farmhouse becomes a makeshift hideout for a group of strangers stalked by zombies (96 min.)

Classifieds from the Springfield Republican

Foreclosure & Estate Sale * 7714 East Beaumont
Owner vacated. 10-room, 2-story, basement.
Large yard. Estate includes used Volvo, all home furnishings
plus extensive fur collection.

APT FOR RENT
Back on market!

1 BDR, hardwd flrs, W. Springfield campus district.
Call 737-3328.

Looking for someone who is dependable!


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