Upcoming Appearances

2025 Cult Classic Convention | Bastrop, Texas Edition

Join Joe Bob and Darcy at the best damn block party in Texas dedicated to all things horror and underground music. Visit 60+ vendors and eat some good ole fashioned TX BBQ.

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Published October 12, 2024

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March 21-23rd, 2025

The Cult Classic Convention is a must attend event for horror movie fans and fans of all classic movies. This year the crew is putting together a massive 3 day event which includes meet and greet with actors, live music acts, costume contests, 60+ vendors hawking their wares, and best of all – some good ole Texas BBQ.

Please note that Joe Bob and Darcy are appearing Friday and Saturday only!

Bastrop Convention & Exhibit Center
408 Chestnut Street B
Bastrop, TX 78602

Purchase Tickets HERE for this Event

Scheduled Guests to Include:

Joe Bob Briggs
Darcy the Mail Girl
Jenna Jameson
Rhonda Shear
Oliver Robins
John Philbin

More Guests to be Announced. Check HERE for Updates

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Live Musical Performances by The Ghoul Town Band and other underground artists.

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A man of many talents, most of which involve staring at screens for unhealthy periods of time. When he's not busy contributing to Joe Bob Briggs' web presence with code or pithy commentary, he helms Motta Industries Inc, a California based Web Development company. His writing style can best be described as "caffeinated stream of consciousness with a dash of existential dread."