โAbsolute Zeroโ: This Shoulda Been the Snowmageddon
Not without its flaws, “Absolute Zero” is more of a Snowmageddon flick than “Snowmageddon” was, reviewer Ben Nagy says.
โSnowmageddonโ: Up north, itโs a way of life
Reviewer Ben Nagy checked out 2011’s “Snowmageddon” after surviving the latest Snowmageddon up in Cleveburg. The flick had more flaws than a defective Klondike Bar and he gave it one star.
Itโs Tromatic: World premiere of โSweet Meatsโ part of upcoming Hands Across Tromerica tour
Like what happens after you eat two-week old tunaย noodleย casserole, Iโve come back from the depths to emerge again, messier, more liquid and determined as ever to leave a lasting impression on the carpet. Andย obviouslyย to review those drive-in flicks thatย Joe Bob canโt get to. Not going to get into the details about myย lengthyย absence of reviews. It […]
“It’s a Wonderful Knife”: Where ‘Dashing Through The Snow’ Means Running From A Goddamn Serial Killer
Ever wish you were never born? This movie suggests maybe keep that shit to yourself, especially when the Northern Lights are out doing their cosmic LSD light show.
“Six String Samurai”: Swords, Strings, and other Radioactive Things
In this post-apocalyptic fever dream, a rockabilly samurai with killer guitar riffs and even deadlier sword skills battles his way through cannibal suburbs, evil bowling teams, and Death himself.
“Highway to Hell”: Where you get Cockblocked By Satan’s Favorite Traffic Cop
Hell, as it turns out, is basically Arizona with worse customer service. We’re talking demon bikers, zombie cops eating donuts at Pluto’s Diner, and Gilbert Gottfried playing Adolf Hitler.
“Hundreds of Beavers”: The Feel-Good Animal Slaughter Comedy of the Year
It’s like watching PETA’s worst nightmare directed by a coked-up Charlie Chaplin with a furry fetish. You’re welcome America!
โEnter the Drag Dragonโ: Probably the best Canadian kung-fu/mummy/zombie crime caper to watch for Pride Month or any month
Ben Nagy checks out “Enter the Drag Dragon” where a detective drag queen teams up with a friend to fight a weird criminal syndicate, zealots and zombies.
Ben Nagy reviews โVampFatherโ: Patriarch vampire and his family face extinction
You expect Danny Trejo to be chewing up scenery for the whole flick, fanging people and doing a Marlon Brando impersonation throughout “Vampfather.”
“Death Race 3: Inferno”: Smash-em-up hero Frankenstein returns for the third time
Ben Nagy checks out “Death Race 3: Inferno” โ there’s explosions, twisted metal, blood, breasts and the drivers act like beasts when behind the wheel.