“It’s a Wonderful Knife”: Where ‘Dashing Through The Snow’ Means Running From A Goddamn Serial Killer
Ever wish you were never born? This movie suggests maybe keep that shit to yourself, especially when the Northern Lights are out doing their cosmic LSD light show.
“Six String Samurai”: Swords, Strings, and other Radioactive Things
In this post-apocalyptic fever dream, a rockabilly samurai with killer guitar riffs and even deadlier sword skills battles his way through cannibal suburbs, evil bowling teams, and Death himself.
“Highway to Hell”: Where you get Cockblocked By Satan’s Favorite Traffic Cop
Hell, as it turns out, is basically Arizona with worse customer service. We’re talking demon bikers, zombie cops eating donuts at Pluto’s Diner, and Gilbert Gottfried playing Adolf Hitler.
“Hundreds of Beavers”: The Feel-Good Animal Slaughter Comedy of the Year
It’s like watching PETA’s worst nightmare directed by a coked-up Charlie Chaplin with a furry fetish. You’re welcome America!
‘Enter the Drag Dragon’: Probably the best Canadian kung-fu/mummy/zombie crime caper to watch for Pride Month or any month
Ben Nagy checks out “Enter the Drag Dragon” where a detective drag queen teams up with a friend to fight a weird criminal syndicate, zealots and zombies.
Ben Nagy reviews ‘VampFather’: Patriarch vampire and his family face extinction
You expect Danny Trejo to be chewing up scenery for the whole flick, fanging people and doing a Marlon Brando impersonation throughout “Vampfather.”
“Death Race 3: Inferno”: Smash-em-up hero Frankenstein returns for the third time
Ben Nagy checks out “Death Race 3: Inferno” — there’s explosions, twisted metal, blood, breasts and the drivers act like beasts when behind the wheel.
“Debt Collector”: Saving the dojo isn’t so easy anymore
Ben Nagy checks out “Debt Collector” in which Scott Adkins and Louis Mandylor banter, kick butt and get caught up in some criminal entanglements.
‘The Eclipse’: Super werewolves do not appear; eclipse sighted in name only
People were asking me how we’ve been preparing up in Cleveburg about the potential onslaught of super werewolves we might get at 3:15 or thereabouts p.m. today when the total solar eclipse happens. Mostly, the county officials have been putting up inaccurate billboards in neighboring counties trying to entice more than the 47 billion people […]
‘Mercenaries’: Lady convicts forced to free president’s kid from the country of Borat
The Asylum — close personal friends of Joe Bob and Darcy — like all studios, can be hit or miss when it comes to their output. For every lightning-in-a-bottle “mockbuster” Sharknado that folks who are not hardcore Mutants can latch on to, there’s probably about 10 or so flicks that they’re associated with that can […]